Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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