After last night, I could never be a politician.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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