South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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