The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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