wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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