At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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