Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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