I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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