I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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