i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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