i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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