Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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