Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
zippers are such a cool invention
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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