She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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