But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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