he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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