Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Dicks are not precious.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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