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I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries

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(907): View more from Alaska

i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles

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(214): View more from Texas

And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal

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No more weed for you

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(703): View more from Virginia

You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"

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