sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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