I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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