Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
