ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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