I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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