that's an acceptable place to lick
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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