I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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