Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My dick has a subreddit
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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