did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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