I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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