Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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