he shaved USA in his pubs
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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