I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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