it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you didnt know i had herpes?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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