Grow some girl-balls and come out already
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
they're like a gay fantastic four
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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