you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i need some magic done to my vagina
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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