it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My Sexting was not on an AP level
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Randomize
