True but thats because hes a fetus.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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