It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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