we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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