Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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