it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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