It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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