im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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