she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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