I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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