What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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