haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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