I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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