Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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