Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
