I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
